"Your Name Here" Needs

[Zocha]

I found this on another forum and thought it cute - you type your name into Google along with the word 'needs' and see what comes up, and list the first ten things you see. I'll put my nickname in to get different results from the other board. Oh, and you could put a response in parenthesis next to it if you want.

1) Becca needs some Mom time. (Ya right! Need to get away from her! >_>)

2) Becca needs to shoot Lucian in the head and stake his sorry ass.

3) Becca needs to find the sum of 34 108 and 46. (no, I hate math. )

4) Becca needs your prayers! (Sure, why not? )

5) Becca Needs to Learn To Move On (from what?)

6) Becca needs a new Jordana Paige Knitting Satchel (Umm ... no.)

7) Becca needs help... =] (what else is new?)

8) Becca needs you + More + A game! (Eh?)

9) Becca needs a hand to hold. (That'd be nice.)

10) Becca needs to clear the house of evidence of her son. ( I have no son, but that's creepy.)

All right, I know it's stupid but hey the results are sometimes interesting .. sometimes. ;D

[Accolon]

1. William needs help. (Super, number 1 response...)

2. William needs more funds for crackdown. (Now that's more like it!)

3. William needs to transfer $15million (William needs the $15 million first)

4. William needs money to pay for castle building (Indeed)

5. William needs what baby needs. (Gimme that candy, kid.)

6. William Needs to Scotch Snob Factor (Bah, you all just aren't worth my time.)

7. William needs lifting (I've fallen and can't get up!)

8. William needs a family who can provide a high level of supervision, patience (haha)

9. William needs prayer (Please direct your prayers to Queen Mab instead.)

10. William needs another sword (You bet!)

honorable mention: William needs a Pearly Princess

[himiko]

1) Emma needs a belt rather badly (Pah! I have an excellent belt that pwns for dressing up as a pirate)

2) Emma needs serious help (Actually... well, yeah, OK, I'll give em that)

3) Emma needs a hood-boy (W.T.F.?. And, no, on both accounts, she does not)

4) Emma needs a love song (can Emma have a song about trolls instead?)

Lots of Emma needs helps appeared here, but seeing as I already have that, I shall leave them out

5) Emma needs a home

6) Emma needs to gain weight ( ;D Well, if they insist... Bring out the cakes!!!)

7) Emma needs a new AIM username (Emma needs AIM first)

8) Emma needs your prayers

9) Emma needs to learn to wear a bra properly

10) Emma needs an ice pack

[hilloneko]

Crap, It being the silly Democrat elections here in the US and my first name being Hilary I think I know what I am going to get *sighs*

1. Hilary needs The Fix (is wondering what I need to fix)

2. Hilary Needs to come to Canada again (damn right I do since there is no Tim Hortons around here for some stupid reason.)

3. Hilary Needs a Miracle ( yes a crap load of earth monies would do nicely)

4. Hilary Needs to stop being a fashion geek ( OMG I was a fashion geek )

5. Hilary needs to sit down

6. Hilary needs to stop Lying (I don't lie I only write fiction with my mouth)

7. Hilary needs new Earrings

8. Hilary needs a swift roundhouse kick to the face (AAHHH that sounds painful T_T)

9. Hilary needs to win on the issues

10. Hilary needs to run a campaign

[tosca]

Heh, well I have a few ideas where this will go...

1) Tosca needs to look at the knife with which she will kill Scarpia
2) Tosca needs little introduction
3) Tosca needs a bigger engine
4) Tosca needs the .40 Glock” (I really like the way this is going, y'know...)
5) Tosca needs to play a sort of falcon
6) Tosca needs her bear outfit again for a class assembly (but damn, where did I put it?!)
7) Tosca needs a great actress
8) Tosca needs to just step in and show her how to lead (...sorry, are we still talking about the actress...?)
9) Organic Tosca needs to grow Teas and Noisettes!
10) Tosca will need to go on antibiotics to get rid of a possible bacterial infection that she got from either myself or my husband. (...ohgreat. And you don't know which...?)

[Beyond:.:Words]

Wow... hmmm... a time when you're curious what will happen because you were given the common name O.O

1) Alex needs more than just a rat trap for this vermin.

2) Alex needs your help. (I could use a little help from many people)

3) Alex needs a car.

4) Alex needs new pants. (O.O)

5) Loving cat [Alex] needs loving home (meow)

6) Alex needs a life. (I can agree with that one)

7) Alex needs new clothes.

8) Alex needs therapy. (You noticed? XD)

9) Alex needs a screen name.

10) Alex needs to take the issues seriously.

[Mab's Familiar]

Heh, looks fun *tries*

1. Marina needs her rest (You bet! This job is killing me)

2. Marina needs better slipway (Great to have a name which is also a harbor )

3. Marina Needs A Home of Her Own (That's for sure!)

4. My marina needs a certificate of insurance (and some vaccinations...)

5. marina needs to get her lil ass over here n han gout with me.damnt (Oh yeah?!? Brin git on, f**ker!)

6. The Marina needs a small restaurant and a picnic area with shrubs (Yep, preferably with chinese food - sushi!!!!! ;D)

7. Marina needs to get over Cy and quick (Who/what's Cy? )

8. Marina needs to take costly medicines (Well, they do keep my mental state in a fair condition :

9. Marina needs an ugly sports bar in the mix ( )

10. Marina needs to turn 3 more or gain 75 more Zombie points to reach the next level (Hey! That's from the zombie application on Facebook *cracks up*)

[tosca]

FB haunts ye....

[Mab's Familiar]

Indeed, especially when I have nowhere to post *nudge*

[Libitine]

! - Dylan needs grace.

@ - Dylan needs a home.

# - Dylan needs a girlfriend (??) (No. Dylan likes boys.) (Dylan is also a GIRL.)

$ - Dylan needs to fuel up pictures. (Wha....)

% - Dylan needs to chill.

^ - Dylan needs a daily log.

& - Dylan needs a band.

* - Dylan needs prayers.

( - Dylan needs Traveler Reviews.

) - Dylan needs paparazzi.

[Lane of Magic]

This was fun… *awkward smile* At least it didn’t say anything about denial, which means rather a lot.


1) Lane Needs Identification Study (Oh yes, I’m a weird one)

2) Lane Needs A Boyfriend (*DED* Do NOT! What the heck is wrong with not-boyfriends, anyway?!!!)

3) Lane needs some hot oil treatment (Bring it on… *g*)

4) Lane needs a horse's head delivered (OK, if I need that, things are BAAAAAAAAAD)

5) Lane needs on-line dating? (Oh rly? *skeptical stare*)

6) Lane needs a weight restriction. (-_- SO not fair. Restrictions are no fun!)

7) Lane needs a good clean-up/resurfacing… (Um, yup, probably – she’s getting kinda rusty)

8) Lane needs a woody, URB kind of vibe. (Eeeeeheheh…)

9) Lane needs to take a more comprehensive and transforming approach. (Wha’? No more vibe then?)

10) Lane needs to go! (Oh, yeah, definitely, I may have had enough)

“This defeats the purpose of Lane Training. Every thing you do with a lane needs to be based on standards, not time.” [quotation needed] (Is that supposed to be a belated reply to the first one?... )

[Merlins~Rose]

This looks interesting. I tried me name but since it's not a popular spelling I had to tweak it a bit. (The real spelling is Meghean, but I had to use Meghan)

1 ~ Meghean needs a savage beating. (??)

2 ~ Meghean needs a cup of vodka. (Make it a double)

3 ~ Meghean needs a boyfriend. (They nailed that one on the head)

4 ~ Meghean needs to rag on granny a little more. (Again, ??)

5 ~ Meghean needs another drink. (After my double I think I'll be good)

6 ~ Meghean needs new lips jewelery. (I'd like to get my lip pierced but my family would disown me)

7 ~ Meghean needs a trip. (Yup, to Walt Disney World)

8 ~ Meghean needs to hurry her skinny little but up. (Ha, that's a funny one)

9 ~ Meghean needs an interpreter. (Yeah, not many people seem to understand me)

10 ~ Meghean needs a family with experience with teenagers. (My family has all that already)

[Queen_Mab_of_the_Old_Ways]

OK..since my name is rare, well with the way it's spelled...nothing came up...so like Merlin's Rose, I had to change it a bit...to coral*how am i not surprised what is going to come up??)

1.) Koral needs Water quality, food, light, and water movement (I am not a plant that lives in the sea...so I don't think so...)
2.) Koral needs to be fed at least twice each week(I should hope more than that )
3.) Koral needs to work on being a little kinder to people (Oh my.. and I thought I was nice already....)
4.) Koral needs a new lease of life( )
5.) Koral needs to install a centralized sewer system(Ok...I guess if I need to....)
There were a lot of coral references and I thought I would leave them out...and skip on down the list..
6.) Koral needs an important part of the big picture(What is the big picture anyways???)
7.) Koral needs to grow and propagate(Heh..I'm 18, I think I've grown enough...and wtf for the second part...I can do without that thank you very much^^)
8.) Koral needs to improve better local government officials(I don't know how I would do that..but it definitively needs to be done lol)
9.) Koral needs adequate space (hehe...When I'm mad...it's trues lol)
10.) Koral needs to pull its thumb out of its but and get with the program if it wishes not to face the consequences! (o.O Alrighty then...)

[Incapability]

Oi, this is fun.

1. Tina needs a slower pace. (Actually, no. I need to get my butt moving, but thanks for the sentiment.)

2. Tina needs to narrow her shoulders and create a waist. (Right-o. I'll get out my carving knife and get right on the job! I've always wanted to create a waist.)

3. Tina needs to get over herself! (o.O)

4. Tina needs Godiva. (Sure, why not. Bring it on!)

5. Tina needs to win the Home Depot Contest. (Ehrm - wtf?)

6. Tina needs your help. (Don't we all?)

7. Tina Needs Diet Pepsi!!! (I hate diet soda drinks. Gimme the real thing!)

8. Tina needs to build up her backbone. (Care to recommend good excercises?)

9. Tina need a blunt and a time out for this Fashion Forum. (Too bad. What with my passion for fashion and all. Busted.)

10. Tina needs an algebra class that differs from her past struggles. (Actually, I need no algebra class at all!!! Mwahahaha!)

[Zoicite]

Wow, this is going to be HARD. My name is from the Sailor Moon Villain, and a stone. JOY.

1. Zoisite requires--attention. He needs someone to reassure him, to let him know that he's doing a good job

2. Zoi needs space for our office/drop-in center

3. Zoi needs some serious earring therapy (.......What? )

(Oh god, the name Zoi is everywhere. I never knew I was such a bleeding heart)

4. Zoi needs more prayer, volunteers, and financial sponsors. Helping women find courage to leave prostitution is only the beginning

5. This zoisite usually needs body mass for classy color

6. Zoisite is ready for you to program according to your own needs and desires (OH GOD XD)
It's getting harder and harder, so I'll add this one.

7. When you need a creativity boost, hug zoisite

8. Zoisite. It offers everything that a company or a business person needs

9. Maybe... maybe he just needs to get used to it

10. If you need a plan taken care of, he'll Zoicite it (That makes sense to me...it's another Shittenou result)

(It's all helpful groups, fashion designers, Dark Kingdom General, and the stone XDD Apparently this means I know EVERYTHING. Aren't you guys lucky to have me. ..............Zoicite: The creative political prostitute)