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Post by kamikazijoe on Jul 10, 2007 23:24:58 GMT
Granted! But you have to wrestle it off the pimp it belongs to I wish, umm.... I wish ........... ........ I wish I hadn't eaten that chilli earlier ~headdesks~
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Post by himiko on Jul 10, 2007 23:31:40 GMT
Granted. You ate 3 llamas instead.
Argh... I wish I didn't have the llama song stuck in my head now...
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Post by kamikazijoe on Jul 10, 2007 23:35:27 GMT
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Post by himiko on Jul 10, 2007 23:41:28 GMT
Granted. You have been smited, are thus charcoal, and so do not need to get up.
I wish I had more smiting sticks, I appear to have run out.
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Post by hilloneko on Jul 11, 2007 5:17:37 GMT
Granted, but they now give you splinters.
I wish I had a pet dog named Mr.Waffles.
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Post by Mab's Familiar on Jul 11, 2007 8:11:25 GMT
Granted! Mr.Waffles is a huge rabied rottweiler.
I wish I could do things faster.
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Post by tosca on Jul 11, 2007 18:22:16 GMT
Granted - you get everything done so fast that you have wayyy too much spare time on your hands and develop an insatiable obsession with hoovering and dusting.
I wish this board would get rid of its stupid spell check - is hoovering not a word or am I not the only one who thinks the idea of hovering would sound completely weird in that context?!
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Post by kamikazijoe on Jul 11, 2007 21:07:58 GMT
Garndet! nou eu cenott unstrant wut enywun is srayling
I wish I actually had an 8mg connection, not 1 or 2 because I'm so far away from the main line
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Post by himiko on Jul 11, 2007 21:10:50 GMT
Granted. An 8 milligram connection it is then.
I wish whoever had invented the Llama song got eaten. By a rabid llama.
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Post by Incapability on Jul 12, 2007 16:43:45 GMT
Granted. The llama then proceeds to eat your only copy of 'Merlin'.
I wish I hadn't broken my mp3-player the other day.
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Post by Mab's Familiar on Jul 12, 2007 20:23:12 GMT
Granted! It was eaten by the rabid llama instead.
I wish the dirty dishes would have cleaned themselves.
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Post by tosca on Jul 12, 2007 21:19:09 GMT
Granted! They went on to mobilize the saucers and the teacups and together took over the world.
I wish I could think up a tune to these goddamn lyrics! *stabbity*
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Post by himiko on Jul 12, 2007 21:21:18 GMT
Granted. Unfortunately, that tune closely resembles the Crazy Frog.
I wish next door neighbours cat would feed itself while they are away
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Post by kamikazijoe on Jul 12, 2007 22:25:43 GMT
Granted! BUt I'll leave it to you to think of what it manages to eat
I wish I could lay my hands on a piece of open source 3D modeling software so I can practice before going to university
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Post by Mab's Familiar on Jul 13, 2007 17:27:24 GMT
Granted! The copy has a deadly comp virus that deletes all your systems.
I wish the comp game "Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines" didn't have so many annoying bugs in it.
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