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Post by tosca on Jul 13, 2007 20:38:32 GMT
Granted! The game has no bugs but Joel sends you the virus to get his revenge, leaving you unable to use your computer at all.
I wish I had some wine.
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Post by kamikazijoe on Jul 13, 2007 23:16:44 GMT
Granted! Here is just enough fortified wine to make a sheep seem attractive, now I'll just leave you in this field with these press photographers, and.... I'll see you soon (so will everyone else most likely)
I wish I could be the person in my family to break the trend of failing my driving test first time around
Also, one more post before this board hits one thousand, who gets that honour?
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Post by kamikazijoe on Jul 13, 2007 23:17:53 GMT
Me
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Post by tosca on Jul 14, 2007 3:28:51 GMT
*shakes head and sighs* Granted! Shortly after this you get killed when a random sheep runs in front of you in a twisty country lane [closely followed by Tosca and a mob of photographers].
I wish I had a big, nasty bulldog.
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Post by hilloneko on Jul 14, 2007 5:10:09 GMT
Granted, but it is a plushie.
I wish I didn't get my first flat tire today. My poor little plastic car T_T.
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Post by kamikazijoe on Jul 14, 2007 21:05:02 GMT
Granted! Today your car blew up leaving four completely unharmed tyres.
I wish I could afford to have a car through university
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Post by himiko on Jul 14, 2007 22:17:14 GMT
Granted. Unfortunately, it is a little plastic model.
I wish I had a new pair of earphones, these current ones are suffering a slow, protracted death that hurts my ears.
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Post by kamikazijoe on Jul 14, 2007 22:35:12 GMT
Granted! Hve these that I salvaged from a skip, you can soon cut the mold off, and the woodlice won't stay on there forever
I now wish I had a kinder egg, after that last little quip of yours
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Post by himiko on Jul 14, 2007 22:37:56 GMT
Granted. *passes egg* *waits until you start eating* Don't eat the bottom half though, I've been carefully cultivating pennicillin on there for the last 5 years
I wish I had some of those fizzy strawberry laces...
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Post by kamikazijoe on Jul 14, 2007 22:42:28 GMT
Granted, alas the fizz you so desired, is sulphuric acid
I wish had a bit more cash coming to me on a regular basis, not too much, just enough to buy me more things
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Post by himiko on Jul 14, 2007 22:47:32 GMT
Granted- unfortunately, as the cash goes in, an equivalent amount mysteriously vanishes.
I wish I had some of that radioactive cheese sauce you get with nachos in the cinema...
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Post by kamikazijoe on Jul 14, 2007 23:01:31 GMT
Granted! Unfortunately to get some, you must be forced to sit through the entirety of Merlins Apprentice in Dolby 5.1 surround sound, between two snot nosed little kids saying "What does that mean?" And "Who's he?" And "Why did he do that?" And above all "I'm bored, tell me a story."
I wish I owned a llama ;D
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Post by himiko on Jul 14, 2007 23:28:30 GMT
Granted. It sings, too. Guess what song it sings? Constantly. And loudly. And out of tune.
I wish I didn't keep wishing for food...
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Post by kamikazijoe on Jul 14, 2007 23:38:42 GMT
The llama song was in tune in the first place? How is that even possible?
Granted! You're anorexic
Currently I really wish for the results I need to get into university
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Post by himiko on Jul 14, 2007 23:42:47 GMT
Granted. Unfortunately, the university mess up your application, therefore you don't get in due to a CLERICAL ERROR!!!
I wish I had a desk and chair for this laptop.
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